Are you a little Dutch boy? Do your friends refer to you as
Swiss Miss? If not, you probably have no business
wearing clogs. Traditional clogs were made from wood
and were included in formal dress and dancing activities
 in the Netherlands. These days, people all over the world
are still sporting this outdated look, most infamously
with the dowdy cousin of the clog, the Croc. While they
may be comfortable, the muu-muu is also comfortable,
and you wouldn’t show up to your waitress job
in one of those, would you? People, please,
leave the clogs to Dutch, kthx.